No, I'm not talking about those sandals I love so much this time of year. I call them thongs and it embarasses my kids to death! We had an entire discussion one night at the dinner table about what is a thong? It is something that slides between two things! My take on the Webster defination. It's not my fault this generation has completely given that simple word a very graphic meaning!
I remember when I first started teaching high school in Oklahoma in 2002. This was the very height of thong wearing season. Almost every girl in the school wore those awful underwear and it was also right in the middle of those hideous low slung jeans that looked good on almost no one! Imagine for one moment what my computer typing class looked like to me since I only saw the backs of people and no one would ever push their chair up to the computer. I loudly explained one day that if I saw another slot I was going to put a penny in it, just as the principal walked into my room. Just as quickly, he turned and walked out! He always teased me that observing for me was 'unique' because he never quite knew what we'd be discussing that day!
My flip flop is actually that I will be working this fall after all. I had come to terms with God that if He wanted me to stay home, He wouldn't give me a job. I had a peace that staying home was fine. God had provided extra income and our stress level as a family was greatly reduced since I was home all day. I got a job offer this week from the virtual school my son is attending. I'll be working part-time teaching their high school sciences. This job will allow me to be home all day, help my son when he needs it and supervise all his work, pick up/drop off my daughter; pretty much everything I was doing as a full-time stay-at-home mom except for a few hours a day I'll be teaching! God was in control all along. He just needed me to stop running around like a chicken with her head cut off and let him lead. I have seen a chicken with it's head cut off, more than one actually, and it's really a funny but grotesque sight! I'm sure I looked just like that too! No direction, no plan, just run, run, run!
I'll keep you posted this fall on how this is working!